You know what I need?

*pause here for rude/vulgar responses to subside*

A Hummer branded laptop A laptop like the one the military uses to...No. Um, I mean a laptop I can take off road at high speeds, and, uh. No. Well, how about at laptop that gets 10 miles to the gallon?

Okay, okay, it probably won't be that bad. Or that meaningful. Hummers in urban cities already make no sense. H2's are Hummers without the useful bits, just the ugly shell, and H3s are just plain stupid. Now with your pretentious waste of space gas guzzler you can get an overpriced piece of crap laptop! (Nothing beats my Powerbook )

Ah, me. They'll sell a bunch, cause there's always a moron with some money burning a hole in his pocket.